What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:10

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Scientists create a two-dimensional carbon material eight times stronger than graphene - Earth.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Strike by Safeway, Albertsons workers to start Sunday in 4 Colorado cities - The Denver Post
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
It is possible to remove a voice from a double voice audio so I can hear just the one voice?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Official website of the International Federation of Sport Climbing. - ifsc climbing
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Would people still care about Palestine if there was no Israeli-Palestinian conflict?
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No go.
No way
What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Observations from Day 2 of minicamp | OTAs & Minicamp - Cleveland Browns
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Indiana Pacers assistant Lloyd Pierce taking lessons for next opportunity as head coach - Andscape