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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Scientists create a two-dimensional carbon material eight times stronger than graphene - Earth.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Strike by Safeway, Albertsons workers to start Sunday in 4 Colorado cities - The Denver Post

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

It is possible to remove a voice from a double voice audio so I can hear just the one voice?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

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Loons and Moons

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Official website of the International Federation of Sport Climbing. - ifsc climbing

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Would people still care about Palestine if there was no Israeli-Palestinian conflict?

No go.

No way

What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

China Blasts Laser 80,000 Miles to the Moon in Broad Daylight – A First in Space History! - Indian Defence Review

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Millions of Eggs Recalled After CDC Ties Them to a Massive Salmonella Outbreak Across 9 States - Food & Wine

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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